SYNOPSIS: 'RUMORS' BY NEIL SIMON, IS AN ENSEMBLE PLAY CONSISTING OF FOUR COUPLES WHO CONGREGATE TO CELEBRATE THE 10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY OF TWO OF THEIR FRIENDS.  UPON ARRIVAL AT THE FRIENDS' HOUSE THEY FIND THE HUSBAND BLEEDING, THE WIFE MISSING, THE MAID GONE, AND NOTHING PREPARED FOR THE EVENING.  THE PLAY INTRODUCES EACH COUPLE AS THEY ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE, AS THEY INTERACT AND REACT TO THE EVENING'S EVENTS, AND AS THEY TRY TO SORT THINGS OUT BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVE.  IT IS AN ADULT COMEDY THAT BUILDS TO ITS FINAL, HILARIOUS SCENE, WHICH OF COURSE STRAIGHTENS EVERYTHING OUT!